Rants and rambles from Debi Alper, author of contemporary thrillers.
Kettle? Forget that it's my birthday where's the corkscrew.
Have a lovely time!!
Oh she's going to, Mut. I have all sorts of treats in store once she hits Cornwall!In the meantime.... do I see a deserted blog? Can I smell the aroma of a party waiting in the wings - I think so.
Have a blast!
I've brought some wine and cheese.
Well, that's good, Verilion. I've got some masking tape and a Pot Noodle. What shall we do?
Oh bugger, what happened to the comment I left yesterday! Bloggers been eating comments again - hope the damn thing gets indigestion!I think I said... Have a great holiday, Debi - and Minx, take care of her... Then I think I said - and behave you two, nah, never mind that, just have fun.And today I'll add - small "gift" for Debi at my place...And now, can we get the party started. I've brought Absolut Vanilla - what else - and a roll of cling wrap...
Have a great time camping!!! Sorry that 400 pound beached whale landed in your mailbox just as you were taking off.It's great meeting you!!!JJ
Have a great time in minxie land! yeah!my turn next year ;)
Ooh, we could have a blogger camp out. How cool.Now, this party needs to get off the ground. I therefore baptise you all with some Bombay Sapphire, wrap you up with cling film and feed you Pot Noodle. Do we need some posh guests?
I just came by to grovel and fawn and lookee, a party starty. You sick sick sycophants, you...
Hot dog, John.
Are we not posh enough? How many people bring their own cling wrap to a party?
Can I be the posh one: I'm the one with a porter collection coming out, hic...
Make way, make way. Hostess alert. Tis I a-bloggin' from Cornwall. Well, wrap me in clingfilm and toss me the choccy. I'm a'comin' in.
No worries, I have drugged her now and put her to bed - pass the gin someone......
I've woken up. Where is everyone???
Peeping through the windows, lying on the lawn, shloshed.... hic.
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