I came this close (holding tips of forefinger and thumb a millimetre apart) to having to change my name, have plastic surgery and move abroad today.
I was going out to collect Little Guy from school.
I got as far as the front door when I realised something didn't feel quite right.
I looked down.
And saw ...
... attached to the sole of my shoe ...
... a pristine white ...
... pant liner.
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At least it was pristine and white.......
Didn't know you were branching into fashion, Alper.
Yerk, Mel ...
Cutting edge, that's me, my dear Minxy. Where I lead, the likes of Kate Moss and Sienna Miller follow ...
Not content with knickers falling out the bottom of your jeans then Debi?
yeah - pristine and white is far better than ... er... sunny side up
V - I sense an autobiographical note there ...
rivergirlie - yerk again.
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