Who said this:
'Look at the state of this place. I only cleared up yesterday and now look at it. It's a disgrace. It's not on, y'know.'
b) my conscience
c) my mum's ghost
d) the Cornish piskies
e) my 9 year old son
At different times it could have been any of the above.
This morning though it was e).
I don't know whether to be proud, chastened, ashamed, worried - or just plain terrified.
PS. Talking of having a way with words, Mel's back.
And she's more surreal than ever ...