Sunday, November 23, 2008

I'm A Sleb ... Get Me In There!

I know, I know. I should be ashamed of myself.
But I can't help it.
I'm hooked on this trash.

Now I know the reasons I should boycott this compulsive trivia are legion, and I'm not going to attempt to justify my worrying addiction.

And yet, even as I watch appalled, I can't help thinking ...

... How would I handle it?

We'll never know of course.
Though it's true we're talking some seriously Z-list slebs here (with some notable exceptions) I'm never likely to ever attain such dizzying heights.

Maybe once they run out of everyone on the Z-list, and then worked their way through the Hebrew, Arabic and Cyrillic alphabets and started on the Greek, I might just slip in on Omega.

Whaddya reckon? Think I could handle it?

I know I'd have to deal with some really gross stuff, but surely this will have been adequate preparation ...
Especially since it's just happened again!
The only conclusion I can come to is that my kids are even more full of shit than this current lot of sleb junglistas.
A stay in the jungle could be a welcome relief.


Unknown said...

Dirty deeds, indeed. I can see you on the telly, smiling your way through whatever challenge is thrown at you!

Debi said...

Ah yes, I reckon I could handle lots of it. A doddle compared to what I have to contend with here. Pass the bleach.

Only 2 things would have me screaming for escape: spiders and humans.

Unknown said...

You've done a lot worse things and you would more than likely win but, but, BUT! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!! Go to the doctor, you need some help.

Oh, and seeing as we appear to having a natter about word verifications over at Minx Towers I just thought that you might like to know that mine is 'blerigie' as in "Celebrity, get me out of here right this minute is a load of blerigie".

Zinnia Cyclamen said...

Oh noooo, not again - and on a Sunday, too...

Debi said...

Minx - well howdy, stranger. I was going to send the boys and their bowels to you. Not ok?

Zin - yep. Told you my tale was grosser than top bloke's.