I've received an e-card that I couldn't open from someone called Juliet. Now I know a Julie, a Janet and a Janette - but can't place a Juliet.
On the other hand, it is my you-know-what day so I tried opening it. It said I needed an e-card flash player which I tried - unsuccessfully - to install.
Now I'm wondering ... things are acting up ... Coincidence? Or summat more sinister?
So - if you are Juliet and you really wanted to send me something nice, I apologise for not thanking you directly.
If you're not, and you're some spamming virus-laden scuzz-bucket, kindly crawl back into your repugnant little corner.
I thank you.
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Happy you-know-what day Debi, hope you've got what you wanted, in the very best and nicest of ways.
I've also had one of these forwarded to me from someone called Boris. Strangley, the only Boris I know is a friends Belgian Shepard dog (know their're very intelligent, but this is pushing it). So I just deleted it. Hope it doesn't give your computer anything horrible.
Thanks, Kath. I don't always go straight for the delete button as the whole point is that I'd like new people to contact me. After all, it would've been awful if I'd deleted your first email to me cos I didn't know your name!
Just part of the price I guess ...
Yes, sorry not thinking to clearly, must be the warm weather we're having. Obviously, my brains slightly heated. Have you any friend of friend that are called Juliet?
gpWell it wasn't me, tho I feel a little sorry that I wasn't trying to send you something nice..
Is it? Could it be?
Happy-you-know-what-day!
I'll cover all eventualities....
Happy Birdy
Happy Anniversary
Happy Groundhog Day
Happy Happy Day
Happy Divorce Day
Happy Burpday
Hoppy Highday
Hippy Hapday
Haggy Hopday
Happy Tax Return Day
Happy BIRTHDAY????
Am I bakin' again then?
Twit
Juliet sent me a card today too as it happens
I hate e-cards anyway, they're cheap and nasty like those banners over road bridges and little pictures in the local paper
You're having "a day" without telling us? What the f...eathers?
My guess is that Minx has already got her mixing bowl out so you're gonna have to tell us what day it is. C'mon... fess up.
OK. I confess. It was my happy hippy day.
Oh no - that's EVERY day ... so yesterday must've been my b-b-b-b-irthday ...
Well, happy birthday for yesterday!
The lights went out on the metro yesterday and some kids burst into a spontaneous 'Joyeaux Anniversaire' so they must have known too. Happy Birthday for yesterday.
Ah Verilion, the price of fame ... Sorry, Paris, for dimming your lights. You really shouldn't have gone to all that trouble just for little ole me ...
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