I've received an e-card that I couldn't open from someone called Juliet. Now I know a Julie, a Janet and a Janette - but can't place a Juliet.
On the other hand, it is my you-know-what day so I tried opening it. It said I needed an e-card flash player which I tried - unsuccessfully - to install.
Now I'm wondering ... things are acting up ... Coincidence? Or summat more sinister?
So - if you are Juliet and you really wanted to send me something nice, I apologise for not thanking you directly.
If you're not, and you're some spamming virus-laden scuzz-bucket, kindly crawl back into your repugnant little corner.
I thank you.