Are you writing like a person who wants to write but has lost their pen in a snowstorm that came from a sky filled with clouds that were like cotton wool that had been dipped in ink and that would explain where your pen had gone?
That chair you're sitting on: is it hard like a nail but that can't be right because nails are pointy and it's best not to sit on them if you can avoid it so maybe it's hard like a celebrity's heart but who'd want to feel that squishing round under their buttocks? Or perhaps it's soft instead. Soft like ...
It's OK, I haven't gone (completely) insane. I'm talking about deciding when you need a simile and choosing the best image. The above was inspired by this wonderful collection.
Enjoy.
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Very, very amusing. There are so many good ones, but I loved nos 15 and 18...
These are great. And some of them are, like, I mean, real clever,
They are absolutely brilliant. Brilliant like putting brilli and ant together. Actually together. :)
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