I came this close (holding tips of forefinger and thumb a millimetre apart) to having to change my name, have plastic surgery and move abroad today.
I was going out to collect Little Guy from school.
I got as far as the front door when I realised something didn't feel quite right.
I looked down.
And saw ...
... attached to the sole of my shoe ...
... a pristine white ...
... pant liner.
At least it was pristine and white.......
ReplyDeleteDidn't know you were branching into fashion, Alper.
ReplyDeleteYerk, Mel ...
ReplyDeleteCutting edge, that's me, my dear Minxy. Where I lead, the likes of Kate Moss and Sienna Miller follow ...
Not content with knickers falling out the bottom of your jeans then Debi?
ReplyDeleteyeah - pristine and white is far better than ... er... sunny side up
ReplyDeleteV - I sense an autobiographical note there ...
ReplyDeleterivergirlie - yerk again.